(Comedy) Star Quality in Bedfordshire-00-1187

September 13th, 2009 admin Posted in comedy |

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The first famous face to be revealed in this article is arguably televisions most intelligent star - Carol Vorderman. The maths whiz was born in the county town of Bedford. She brought beauty and glamour to the cult quiz show Countdown alongside co-star Richard Whiteley during her 26-year stint as the arithmetical mastermind. However, she has also been a successful writer and journalist with columns in The Daily Telegraph and the Daily Mirror as well as selling over 1000 copies of her number one bestseller Detox for Life.

Another high-flying woman is the hard-running Paula Radcliffe who, although born in Cheshire, moved to Oakley in Bedfordshire when she was 12-years-old and attended Sharnbrook Upper School and Community College. Having already been a runner for five years, she joined Bedford Athletic Club where the seeds were sown for her to embark on an illustrious long-distance running career during which she has smashed several world records and filled her trophy cabinet.

Moving onto comedy and entertainment, currently two of Britains most prominent celebrity entertainers were both educated at Bedford School. After becoming an Old Bedfordian, a certain Al Murray went on to study history at Oxford before embarking on a career in comedy. He shot to fame playing The Pub Landlord, his xenophobic and outspoken comedy persona. His comical rants also gained an adolescent following due to his fortnightly column in lads magazine Nuts.

Another big personality in the world of showbiz, and former Bedford Schoolboy, is David Lloyd Vitty, better known as Comedy Dave the sidekick to BBC Radio Ones Chris Moyles. His showbiz name was stumbled upon during one of Vittys first shows with Moyles comedian Lee Hurst sarcastically said he should be referred to as Comedy Dave because of his deadpan personality and the nickname has since stuck. Together both Moyles and Vitty have become celebrity DJs and their breakfast show has broken audience records with over seven million listeners counted in 2008. In recent years Vitty has branched off from just being Moyles partner and has fronted another show with fellow DJ and friend Mark Chapman called Chappers and Dave, also on Radio One.

Staying with entertainment, The Carry On films still stand out as examples of great British comedy, and Kenneth Williams starred in a total of 26. Despite growing up in London, Williams left during the evacuations of The Second World War and studied briefly, at Beech Hill High School in Luton. Williams was a pioneer in British suggestive comedy with his notoriously camp acting and catchphrases such as Oh Behave!

And finally, most probably two of Britains best-loved comedians of all time, Ronnie Barker and Eric Morecambe. Morecambe was a director of Luton Town FC. Shortly after becoming a director, Morecambe grew a meagre moustache and, when questioned why it was such a weak effort, Morecambe explained that it was “a football moustache: eleven a side!” Barker was born in Bedford but moved to Oxford when he was only two years old. He grew up to be an actor and writer, starring in hugely popular television shows in the seventies and eighties like The Two Ronnies, Open All Hours and Porridge.

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Cleavage A Girls Best Friend

By Alejandro Heels

Cleavage A Girls Best Friend

They say “Diamonds are a girls best friend”, I would contest this and vigorously contest it. Cleavage is what a girl wants most, Cleavage is worshipped by men and rightly so in my honest opinion, Cleavage is envied by other girls, I suspect that of the two, envy, might be forermost in a girls mind when wishing for a cleavage, though I would’nt dare express this suspicion in such an open forum as the internet and it is probably a close run thing. I am not casting aspersions, I think it is common sense, in both, these modern times, where beauty and sex appeal are so worshipped and throughout history, Cleavage is a tool and a beautiful tool at that, men want as much as they can get in the downstairs department and I am certain, that this is seen as a status symbol just like a stunning cleavage in a girls world.

Diamonds might cause envy in girls but it does not attract the attention of men, unless they are jewel thieves and I think this is unwanted attention, attention from men might come second to envy from other girls but it is the reason a girl wants a fabulous cleavage, diamonds can wait!!!, diamonds will not get doord opened by salivating males, diamonds will not guarantee a driving test pass, diamonds will not get you on the ladder to success in Hollywood, diamonds will not keep a man. A perfectly formed cleavage will do all these things and more, so much more, girls with a beautiful cleavage dont wait in line, they dont buy drinks or meals, girls with cleavage, in most cases, have an easier passage in this world, cleavage gets a girl what she wants, diamons too but I sense this could be considered akin to a man, paying a lady of the night, to get what he wants, its far better to attain satisfaction without dipping into ones pockets.

Diamonds are forever, I can’t disagree with Shirley Williams and I dont think I would want to, Shirley had both in abundance. Cleavage is not forever, unless surgery is contemplated and surgery should not be contemplated to lengthen the life of a cleavage, it just looks wrong and is wrong, in my humble yet correct opinion. A sensational cleavage, though, can, in most cases, allow the attainment of diamonds, which is nice, for some, diamonds can allow for the attainment of cleavage but as we have discussed, it is not the perfect circumstance.

Diamonds are the cause of much strife in many African nations, cleavage normally, only causes strife in local pubs and sometimes in one to one relationships, the strife caused by diamonds or cleavage is not on an equal footing, when the suffering of African communities is considered, though I think that some cleavages could cause universal strife if used correctly.

To conclude my thoughts on this topical subject, I would just like to add, that I, as a member of the male sex, thoroughly enjoy cleavage, in all it’s glory always have done from cradle to present situation and each cleavage is unique and worth its weight in gold, I have been an admirer of every cleavage I ever laid eyes on, as I think all men are and I cannot thank our creator enough, for this fantastic distraction from matters of a much less important nature, like financial crisis or Christiano Ronaldo, so in conclusion diamond though indeed valuable, come second best, to both girls and boys in the friendship department, you can keep your diamonds, jewels and precious stones, I want cleavage, though probably for different reasons than a girl would.

The author of this madness, refuses to allow his recent lobotomy to hold him back, despite all adversities, he continues with his website, doctors advocate sedation but he is adamant he can succeed. http://www.heelsncleavage.com

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